Friday, 20 July 2012

Respect the Bangladesh Worker at Flamingo condo construction site!

How would you feel if you see them on the street?




Will you shun them away or will you just treat them like any other Singaporean if you ever see them in train or thinking that no where is safe if they are around? Touch your heart and think FAIRLY.

I was driving from my house to bf place and saw something interesting when we pass by Flamingo Condo at Siglap. I saw a Bangladesh worker helping a Blind Malay Man crossing road.

 (FLAMINGO is still in the midst of constructing, So i suppose he work there)

SINGAPOREAN, this may be just a small fry for you and you probably go CHEY i also know how to do it. But friend, DID YOU ACTUALLY DO IT?

I have seen many foreigners(Not many from china but there is) giving up seat for our elderly in train

Of coz i know there are MANY SINGAPOREANs (Including the Ah lian! She is awesome! but that grumpy auntie is an exceptional case) who did that but if you go to stomp what did you see? Golden horse award actors/actresses lei! Don't come and tell me aiya very small matter lei. WAIT TILL YOU ARE PREGNANT and your legs are failing you then ho seh for you. You probably curse and swear and think that most singaporean TAO NAO GOR TIO SAI!! Study so much but brain only reflect money, sex and NO LOVE. 









Oh yeah, I wasn't even pregnant and i can see! Youngster even have the cheeks to say WE ALSO PAY FOR THE FARE MAH, If they are handicapped then ask them take cab lor or maybe dont have sex lo.. Seriously. these youngster is BOTH PEA SIZE/PI SAI BRAIN and ZERO sympathy! I wonder they will clap hands and party when their families member are at mandai crematorium/Columbarium..I'm sure you will right? Seriously, your mum give birth to a charsiew bun is even better than giving birth to you, At least Char Siew Bun are edible and is delicious unlike you!


  


  




Think people.We will be frail someday no matter how much vitamin pills/Calcium pills or whatever supplements. Whack botox on your face also makes you look younger by a 5-10 years at most but you will break every single bone when you fall despite the young look. Remember, What goes around comes around.

Treat People like how you want people to treat you. That's the Law of life..

P/s: I love my cheapo Boyfriend Tyee...

Regards
Josephine

Monday, 16 July 2012

Job Hunting and know when to go

Never had such a tough time on job hunting. But still i did not regret quitting a good pay job.





















Because i know this is it, and i cant turn back my mentality. I cant just sit there and pretend everything is okay when the fact is everything is not okay at all. I feel tired, restless and dying to breakaway.























Yes, i quit and that day was the best day of my life!! But soon after the best day, everything became normal and i need to stress on getting a job. I wasn't really stressing hard coz i saved quite a substantial portion of my monthly pay that can last me quite awhile. but i still need to get a job anyway.























I know this is silly but i send my resume to work as a police officer. Then shortly after withdraw from the application. Because Hubby-To-Be TYEE think that its pointless and i should stop sending resume nonsensically. Oh well!























So meanwhile, While waiting for calls, Why not just sit back and relax?

P/s: I love HTB Tyee.. Why dont we go for a holiday? (Haha. aiya sure cheapo one la you.. )

Josephine

Friday, 13 July 2012

Call me MRS TYEE after 22 September 2012

You see, like a finally got time to make some noise right here in this tiny rectangular box because i work too hard and i'm sick of boss asking about sales figures.

 



















Let me relax abit and do nothing for the time being. I'm sick of this stupid constant growth thats making life in singapore miserable. I wanna be a MALAYSIAN PR!!





















Ops. Forgive them for their broken english..
"I HAVE A NAP"

AND, I'M GONNA BE MRS TYEE ON 22 SEPTEMBER 2012
at Grand Copthorne Waterfront Hotel.

Some say its way too early, Some say i wasn't earning enough, Some say this and some say that. I'm sorry but i do not like to hold back my life like you do?! Like you married at the age of 30+ and having to fear that you gonna give birth to some down syndrome baby because your pussy turned sour or your sperms overshot the expiry date. Best time to give birth is at the age of 24-26 and this is scientific proven.

I'm Sorry darling. Its gonna be hard on you!





















Next, I gotten a flat at CAPEVIEW. Like after 40 bucks of applications, Garment is kind enough to grant me a LEVEL 3, 5 room premium flat. That's also the reason why i call them GARMENT. Coz level 3 is sick and we got no choice but to go with it.. Anyway, I gonna install aircon everywhere in the house so it doesn't affect me much and i wouldn't care much about the scenery just dun let any stray cat come into my flat!! 

Okay, I got nothing to talk about. Long word short say..

P/s: I love my hubby to be....You are quite cheapskate and cheapo many many times but i love you!.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Regards
Josephine

Thursday, 15 September 2011

New life..

I'm forever rushing my way up to the ladder.
What ladder? Corporate Ladder la!!

Even though i'm sitting at home like a statues
(name whatever god you want),

I spend majority of my time studying for the entry papers,

I insist to cook dinner for my family
( My mum is super not supportive and insist the food gonna be CUI)

I miss my boyfriend whom i can meet once a week only.
(Please earn lotsa money and propose to me with a 1 or 0.5 carat ring! At least im kind enough to tell u the suitable size. TEE HEE!)

I miss my nephew, Javier who likes me more than his mum and my mum
[Dun ask me how! I just brought him to swimming and from there i up my status. YES, i taught him AH MA JIA SAI (Grandma eat shit) and he pick up REAL FAST! HAHA]

Anyway.
I'm gonna start a new life on oct 4. Gonna be a tiring job.. wish me luck..

Regards
Josephine

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

ex·pec·ta·tion   /ˌɛkspɛkˈteɪʃən/ Show Spelled


[ek-spek-tey-shuhn] Show IPA
–noun

expectancy, anticipation; hope, trust.




You dont expect things in your way
You dont expect people to give way when you are driving
You dont expect people to behave in a ideal way
You dont expect people to treat you like your parent because you are not related to them

You have to appear to be nice and sensible
You have to watch your back and learn to speak in a graceful yet reasoning manner
You have to earn as much money as possible to shut certain people up
You have to think about your future and not let this mess lead to another catastrophe

Human nature are selfish and thats enough said.
We were told to hold our fire until the last minute because we want to show gracefulness. War is always the last resort.
Even if we are mocked, people being sarcastic to us or probably out to step you like ants. You ought to control yourself.

Because life is not fair!

You got knock down by car, its the driver fault. but you are dead already. Thats not fair!
You work so hard thinking that you will be promoted but the promotion was given to a lazy bum.
Thats not fair!
You did not serve this customer but the customer blame you for poor service because he/she was being serve by a rude colleague. Thats not fair
You got scolded from things that you didnt do. Thats not fair.

It is meaningless to talk about that. At the end of the day, its you who suffer from anger and drives people away with your frustration. People find you grumpy and thats how you lost your EQ.
Sorry doesnt cure an angered heart nor does it solve problem.

So,




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Say no to expectation! Say no to Anger today..
 
Jojo
 
P/s: you are the most annoying bf. but i still love you very much=)

Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Gone with the winds.

Hopes dashed
Dream Smashed
Maturity not there yet
House not gonna get
Marriage still a long way
Judgement went wrong
Personality too complacent
Paranoid not really

IT IS JUST TOO EARLY TO TELL. MAYBE I WAS COMPLACENT. ITS TIME TO BE ON MY TOES ONCE AGAIN. SO SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THESE....

Thursday, 19 May 2011

Thai Junk? NAHhh

Will you throw your SGD 10,000.00 to bail someone like this out of jail just because they are suspected to be prostitute?




















Even if their parents got hit by cars,
Brother or sisters got rape,
they are mother fucking poor coz of whatever reason
I WILL NOT HELP THEM* NOT EVEN 10cents!
POOR? Chop off your hands and legs to BEG!

UNLESS























They present themselves decently and not behaving like home wrecker who dress so little having the intention of being laid by Man of all ages! YES ALL AGE. Include those smelly old man sitting at geylang staring at you like they gonna jizz in the pants anytime.
( Of coz i know she is a celebrity but can you see how people and the others present themselves?)

Man are Blind. And i do mean BLIND LITERALLY



Love can't be so blind unless you are being cursed! Who the fuck will be so stupid? i dunno! you gonna find out..

when she is out, nothing changed! Not even a single sign of remorseful and sense of appreciation from that bitch. WTF IS WRONG? People are thrifty and probably throwing their future flat money for your SIN! we are not JESUS. And we do not owe you for a damn living. If wasn't for your boyfriend, you are probably eating cockroach or sleeping with rats in the prison. Who will give a fuck about you? maybe those bangla workers will be attrracted by your stinko rotten pussy!



Go Ahead. Party away and SHIT YOUR PANTS!. I will see how many 10k your bf can fork out for you. FUCK OFF TO YOUR HOMELAND. WE DONT NEED ANYMORE JUNK IN OUR COUNTRY

Jojo

P/s: Do you feel regret now? I feel for you all..

  


Thursday, 12 May 2011

Graduate

Finally!
After 2 years of struggle with work and studies,
I'm gonna graduate! (Bachelor Degree* for your info)





















Which mean, I will be:

Away from Due Date of the project


















Away from sleeping at 1130pm (Wake up be a zombie the next morning)
























Away from project works that is forever endless and requires amendment despite studying for the same shit for 5 long years



Its good to be freed. My holiday starts now.


Jojo

P/s: I'm gonna ballot for flat this month. Wish me luck please.! Love you bf!

Thursday, 28 April 2011

Past and present

Looking back those days,

I hand wash expensive clothes for my sister and machine wash my family's clothes
I wash dishes for my family after meal
I iron my school uniform
I cook food with references from cookbook (Though it doesn't taste fantastic but edible)
I cut fruits (Apple, Guava, Pineapple, Water Melon, Papaya and etc) for visitors
I do Spring Cleaning once in a while
I bath my dog frequently
I studied very hard and aim to be the top student in school
I practice hard to be the sharpest shooting in school
I jog every single day because i want to be slim
I'm motivated to be remarkable in future.

I was independent back then and my current boyfriend do not know how much i know and thought that my life is filled with:

Watching Tv
Watch my favourite Tv
Watch my favourite Tv Drama Kang Xi 
Love my couch
Love to sleep on my couch
Love to watch Tv and at the same time fell asleep at my couch
Must eat
Must eat good food
Must eat the best food in town

Who say i dunno how to do those simple chores? (BF SAID SO) _|_
Who say i cant even wash clothes and iron clothes (BF SAID SO) _|_




















Relax darling. You dont have to put in so much effort to drill me because I'm not from royal family lei.
HAHAHA. I know what im doing and im just plain lazy many many times. 

Anyway, I still love you very much darling. Hope to get our favourable home soon!

Jojo

P/s: I love my boyfriend TYEE.. 

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

First i was afraid i was petrified!

Everytime when you climb up the ladder,
you feel that you are ahead of others
or even ahead of the world.
But often, life disappoints you when you climb higher and reality makes you fall harder.
There is no way to clear all the shits in life and it just keep piling like tap water running.
The only way to solve this is to feel content.

Of course you dont look for trouble Right?




















Take some time to relax. You deserve it too..

















Be brave to fight for your rights!



















And dont be afraid! Someone will eventually be there for you!























Going two years and our relationship is better than ever.
How can i not love my boyfriend?
Where to find such a fantastic boyfriend?
I count myself lucky.
What about you!?

P/s: I love boyfriend Tyee many... 20/5/2011 Peach Garden? You decide!

Jojo

Sunday, 9 January 2011

Perish and die.

It was a slap in the face (Not literally of course)
I'm NOT over it till they fall.
I'm glad that you woke me up on time.
And i want to thank you soo bad!
My bf used to talk sense into me and it didnt work.
So i admire you for knocking sense into my head INSTANTLY
Just look at how powerful your actions are
Now, i'm back to cat and rat mode
coz it feels soo good to have a goal
A goal to destroy one's life in NO TIME (For that i promise)
Am i happy?
GOD! I'm over the moon!(Maybe on the moon already?)

If its High Distinction you are looking for.
I can tell you we are not gonna lose out!
If its making use of the guys to achieve the High Distinction
I can say you girls are just WHORE and USELESS BUM!
If the guys joined the group because of the girls
I hope you guys caught cauliflower right at the tip of your dick tomorrow!
The Corporate world is so small that if we ever met
I'm so sure that life gonna be hell for you all!

To the heavy smoker in the group.
Karma gonna bite your ass for being ungrateful. (Her job)
Dont die young due to Lung Cancer.
Get a bigger Gucci bag please.
Money can make you strip to nothing and spread your legs.
I KNOW. people told me. I got same sentimental

To the So called "I last minute then knew about that".
My friend told me you got the suckiest name on earth. (Blame your parent)
You might be filthy rich BECAUSE of your PARENT (Your Botox Mum especially)
Did jesus taught you well? Is that how selfish nature come about? (Blame Jesus)

To the 4 guys in the group.
Yeah. Friendship. Cant abandon him. BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Good for you for being such a nice friend then.
But because you are part of them, i dont think im gonna spare you guys either..


I had finished 3 chapters of Accounting theory today. And i'm back for more!

Jojo

P/s: I love bf tyee.

Thursday, 23 December 2010

ANGRY

I'm Sorta having extreme PMS lately..
My temper goes hot all the time and its nothing to be positive about!
Every trivial matter tends to irritate me to the max!
WHY!?

Do you know the best way to test the degree of your anger?




















Only dumb people does that!

























Law of life. When you fight big animal, you cant win!






















Too angry and cant think?






















Now that is dumb!

Jojo

P/S: I LOVE BF TYEE. Even though he cares about SBF THE MOST!! LOL. _|_

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Failure. Let it be

You think that you are strong, but you are weak
You'll see,
It takes more strength to cry, admit defeat.
I have truth on my side,
You only have deceit
You'll see, somehow, someday

All by myself
I don't need anyone at all
I know I'll survive
I know I'll stay alive,
All on my own
I don't need anyone this time
It will be mine
No one can take it from me
You'll see
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Because i wasnt capable enough!

































Because I cant foresee the future and follow the crowds blindly

































Why not just give up?


































Let it go let it go. I'm letting my life go..





























Aint thats what demotivational are for? You got them all..

Fail, Fail And fail
Let me sink
Let you watch me fall
It doesnt matter since the outcome will always be the same
What is it about dreaming big?
What is it about earning big money?
What is it about life? Its nothing now.
Because Reality eat your dream, your hopes, your faith, your brain and your mindset.
You're wrong. And always will be wrong..

Jojo

Wednesday, 15 December 2010

PMS? ME? YOU!?

Could it be PMS?
Could it be ME?
Could it be YOU?

Give me a break. I'm so ultimate pissed today. Every Single thing annoys me.. So what if i'm a 3 minute kindda person. Why clings on to something which you dont like? Whats wrong with walking away when certain thing just don't impress you anywhere and its not your cup of tea? Why waste time and at the same time build more hatred to blame?

Would you do something which you dont like and yet give in 100%? Yes, Some of them who are super determined would probably move on to complete the job. They are the mighty ones i must agree. but what about the others? Come home fuck the world, fuck their parents, fuck their siblings and lastly fuck their lives.
Best Example: Job Hoppers!

When you first enrolled for riding, you know the intention. This intention does not made up of just wanting the license itself! It could be your dream, your passion, Your freedom and your peers to motivate you to go get erm.

I think went for the first try and guess what?






















I did it all wrong. It was easy to ride though! The bike move for the first time but i couldnt coordinate the correct procedures to stop. I know its just me. Okay probably need more practices..But wait, nobody around me are so enthu towards riding. Nobody around me motivates me to get it. I got no passion for that and i dont visualise myself riding some cool bike. Reason is i got a car!

and

I dont wanna get myself into this


















I'm Sick and tired of this whole shit.! GOGOGO!! AWAY~!!!

Jojo

P/s: Dont annoy me. YOU GONA GET HELL...

Wednesday, 18 August 2010

Babi Tyee

Europe Holiday Status: Long Term KIV
Aussie Holiday Status: Pending for Approval
Thailand Holiday Status: Coming Soon
Malaysia Holiday Status: Anytime
Batam Island Holiday Status: May Consider
Singapore Holiday Status: Deleted

I love my boyfriend very much. Words can never describe how cool he is and till today i cant believe that such good shit can ever happen to me. Back to those days when i was with a jerk, I yearn for more happiness, financial stability- Coz he will always ask me to transfer money to his account, less quarrels which can never take place, showering me with care and concern and lastly buying me gifts (MUAHAHA) Those days, its like a trip to hell. 3 long years of hell!

Finally, Somewhere in 2009, I think god had seen enough of my suffering and so decided to throw baby tyee ( Who has become Babi Tyee eventually) to me. He drives me around, He bought me a diamond ring on our first month anniversary, He is financially healthy,  He is forever making me laugh with his crappy jokes, He bought me 99 roses for our 1 year anniversary, He empty his pocket and pass most of his money to me when we are overseas, He seldom say NO (Except for Europe Trip which he claims BORING AND WASTE MONEY!GRR!!), He will help me with scoring points by hinting me to do something that pleased his family, He will make my parents and siblings very happy. Tell me! Where to find such good deal?! The Package is even better than KFC and Macdonald! HAHA.

Jojo

P/s: There is only one babi tyee and thats you!. U PORK. =) i love you. heee.    

Wednesday, 11 August 2010

Boyfriend, Spouse. Whatever..

I know im a little naggy and freaking pessimistic when comes to dating. Like when people ask me for advices regarding the kind of guys they met, the things they do,the look they have, the car they drive and the places where they live. I'll tell you, I have never dated Good Looking Guys, Guys driving big cars like bentley and they dont stay anywhere but HDB. Despite that, I still met nasty guys who really ruin part of my life and leaving "memorable history". I dont see people who have better looks, driving bigger cars or living in landed property can be as good. To worsen the situation, Majority of them are born with silver spoon while the minority actually work from the bottom. If you manage to date the minority, you got my blessing! but if you date the majority of them, its really up to you to choose whether you gonna be their maid who they always yelled at or sex toy for the purpose of unleashing their dragon?

Remember! there are 77000+/- Millionaires in singapore. How many of them are actually keeping mistress? I'm keeping my fingers cross! LOL

  


















The Very first Rule for dating!
Dont let greed climb into your brain and start eating it up till you are left with pea brain.






















The problem with Jumping into bed too soon! Now sex is the trouble!



















The problem with marriage! They Hope its a dream that never came true!



















I hope your husband doesnt call you a fucktard who stay home and do nothing.






















You call yourself getting a life? They got better life than yours!



By then when you found out the shit that he did




















In the end, You Pack your bag and go home
























While he continues his life. Yeah Baby!
























No wealth drop from the sky and no mountain too high for you to climb.

Jojo

P/s: I aint extraordinary! But i found the right man. How about you? Player? Give your Vaginas and Dicks a break please!

Thursday, 5 August 2010

Fames & Attention

I realised the best ways to gain fames and attention comes from:

1)Looks!
























If you are extremely Hot and pretty like the above, then you're in! Welcome to Mediacorp,Hollywood,Bollywood,TVBS,TV3 and whatever man! Limelight is a gurantee for you!

However, if you are doing it wrong
























It really kindda disgust readers very much and oh! by the way, im not saying that you will not be famous becoz of that picture of you. In fact, you will be more famous than anyone else. Probably in an Epic way. 

2.) Behaviour/Character!


Things like are you a retarded? People love to laugh at moronic acts.
























Things like are you a very pretty tranny? Holla! provided they are not extremely kinky!
























Lazy bitch who does nothing and expect sponsorship. Jealous reader gonna flame them badly!






















The Kind Hearted. Now thats Kudos!






















3.) Your Dressing


All right! Thats quite sweet of her somehow!




















That's just another Retarded!


Despite stripping that much, it is still Not So Appealing! WHY?


4.) The way they talk 

Some are Plain irritating! but i dont blame them!

                         
Yeah Cry and talk and cry. Poor girl

So now what?

Just lead your own life. Dont pretend like you're someone else
Why dont you give yourself a break?
 
Just chill yeah! You are doing okay for now =)

Jojo

P/s: I love Boyfriend Tyee.