Tuesday, 9 March 2010

DIE PHILANDERER

I detest men having affairs.

*Note - POST FILLED WITH HATRED
My Question is why get married when you guys are still seeking for excitement outside?

















Your fucking penis might not be as hard as rod as you grow older.
You are experiencing extreme hair loss and probably going bald soon
You look like a freak with winkles all over
You look heavily pregnant with that beer belly


















Your wife
Have a hard time with your annoying kids
Have to answer shit calls from teachers
Have to monitor their academic
Have no time for friends
Have household chores to do (for those who do not employ any maid)
Have to be hurt from all your lies and truth
Have to take care of you no matter what
Have to Stand by you all the time


SOME Even have to tolerate shit like this.  ARE YOU A MAN!?
Fuck you! Your balls must be hollow.

These woman are ultimate pathetic.
Remember those

30K-100K Hotel wedding banquet? Rubbish! 
10K Proposal ring? Garbage!
20K Bridal and Wedding photo shoot? Shit!
Stupid solemnization, Vows? Rebundant!
Promises to our parent? Bullshit!



















Because you know why

You guys are likely to Spend 30K-100K on raising your whatever nationality MISTRESS
10K on dining at restaurant
20K on buying luxurious goods
Without String attached
Need not have to see their parents
Free fuck (able to fuck and run away)

Behaving like a total Fucktards.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugly people will kiss like this -->

Go get a life people. Fucking go get aids and die.

Jojo

Monday, 8 March 2010

Caught out with yourself



Suddenly, there is silence within
As Silent as a pin drop



Life used to be lively
Yet, it died merrily
That shows the duration of happiness
All of it gone with the wind

No, I musnt lose it all.
I will be better than before.
Those motivation gonna find me back
Just someday. I will find my way back

I wont wait for those days to fall
My determination gonna break the fall

Its getting heavier and heavier.
If thats what it meant to be,
For all im ready just come what may


Jojo

Friday, 5 March 2010

MATERIAL

I have alot in mind
But i have so little time
Needless to say, so little money

I wish to graduate soon so that life will be less hassle.
I hate university coz there aint many friends around.
I dunno my purpose in this company as im doing nothing.
I know i shouldnt complain but there is nothing for me to do.
In fact, Im starting to worry whether any employer gonna hire me with this much of experiences.

My birthday is coming. And my only wish is to be less materialistic!~

Jojo

P/s: Thank you boyfriend for always been there.

Friday, 26 February 2010

I dont

I dont have a party life (Coz i'm from a decent family)
I dont study overseas (Though i'm dying to)
I dont wear revealing clothes (I dont have that kind of body)
I dont Suntanned (I like it fair and healthy)
I dont fancy rich man but i admire professional (I detest Wealthy spoilt brat)
I dont own any luxury good (Except for my Brilliant Rose ring)
I dont take alcoholic drinks (Unless you force me to)
I dont dine at high class restaurant (Except for dinning with Bf's Family)
I dont look down on people (I look down on loser)
I dont care what people say (I will fuck you if i know who u are)
I dont mind making friends with proud people (You're a motivation to me)
I dont make friends with Emotional people (It disgusts me greatly)
I dont* dont* love my boyfriend (You're stupid if you cant figure it out)

Im a typical singaporean. Not outstanding. Not smart. Not pretty. Not Tactful.

Despite that, I got many love from my boyfriend. How about you?

Jojo

P/s: Only you bf.

Thursday, 25 February 2010

Study Overseas

I can't study in Aussie because

I do not wish to be a financial burden to my dad.
My sisters especially my second sister will be the first to skin me alive.
My boyfriend will miss me badly and probably change of heart after so long.
My dad needs a chauffeur to drive him around for breakfast every weekend.
My mum will miss my jokes terribly.
I cant bring myself to enjoy life in aussie while my family is having a hard time working.
My dad and mum are getting old,they need someone to take care and talk to them.
I cant bear to leave my family members here.
I dont want javier to forget about me since he's still an infant and infant usually has bad memory as they grow up.
I want to give my parent a better life as soon as possible
I cant be so selfish towards people around me

So many reasons to prevent me from leaving singapore.
Its okay, I can always go on holiday with them. EUROPE YEAH?!MUHAHAHA

Jojo

P/s: Lets go on holiday soon boyfriend!

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

RICH

Money money money, always sunny in the rich man's world~

Why is that so?

When you're Sad, you can buy SQ air ticket to Europe for holiday.
When you're Angry, you can visit Luxury boutique for retail therapy.
When you're Happy, you can dine at Jumbo or up on the hill at Jewel Box.
When you're Ugly, you can reduce your nose into half by plastic surgery.
When you're Fat, you can be slim by liposuction.
When you're Flat, you can be busty by injecting silicon.
When you're Rich, you can Vroom loudly on the road with your Ferarri.
When you're daring, you can fly your own private jet.
When you're Alone, you can hire the prettiest lady to accompany you through the night
When you're Troubled, you can hire the best lawyer in town.
When you're Sick, you can Recuperate in the Royal Suite of Mount Elizabeth Hospital.
When you're dead, you get to rest in the most beautiful coffin on earth.

But if you live by the wealth of others, this is whole fairy tales is not applicable to you.
You dont wish for wealth to fall upon you.
You use your brain to make money fall upon you

Jojo

P/s: I WANT TO BE RICH. IM USING MY BRAIN NOW. =) Love my boyfriend

Monday, 22 February 2010

IM SORRY

Im sorry for depending on you way too much
Im sorry for making you bored by keeping you at home doing nothing
Im sorry for not being the perfect person who cares and behave like the girl of your dream
Im sorry for being extremely lazy
Im sorry for not being able to cook well for you
Im sorry for passing you the flu that makes you cough so much
Im sorry for my stupidity that dashes your hope of having a smart girlfriend
Im sorry for not maintaining myself well enough and gotten some pimples on my face
Im sorry for being selfish and lack of sincerity
Im sorry for being sarcastic sometimes
Im sorry for not being appreciative enough to you
Im sorry for taking your freedoms away
Im sorry for being hot-headed
Im sorry for making you send me home even though your tired
Im sorry for taking away your family bonding time
Im sorry for tagging along while you're with your friends
Im sorry for comparing your worth with money
Im sorry for gambling away your 40 bucks
Im sorry for making you sleep late coz of my poly gathering
Im sorry for pestering you so much
Im sorry for forcing you to find a job
Im sorry for talking shit instead of sense to you
Im sorry for not letting you play your favourite game-DOTA

Im seriously sorry for the damages i've done to you.Therefore, I set you free from this minute onwards. No obligation no contract no breaches. Let life be normal and like how it used to. BE HAPPY BABY =) Coz i still love you very much. You're more worthy than money. MUAHAHAHA. Go! Fly higher than you ought to. HOWEVER, NO VISITING OF AHEM YOU KNOW WHAT~ Other than that. Just gogogogogogogo!=)

People. Dont be mistaken. There aint any arguments nor any quarrels.Everything are type in peace. =)

Jojo
P/s: Love you boyfriend.