When boy meets girl

Boy meets girl
They both get together
Time goes by,
They both grow wise
Time moves on,
The both hang on
Time to Fly,
They both break up and move along

Is it so hard to resist temptation?
Isnt it stupid to look at the pay off in short run?
Why is everyone so impatient towards the outcome in long run?
Why human just cant wait to see the sun after the rain?

If that shit gonna happens to me. I might not only spray the Car

Im also gonna burn it

And Burn you alive

Dont mess with a Bitchy Pussy like me. You wont get to enjoy the rest of your life either.

MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. EVIL* ONE

Jojo

P/s: For now, I still love my Boyfriend Tyee. =) Dont even try to dig your own grave! MUAHAHA

MY BF TYEE

I'm horrible.!

Because i don't pose and behave like a woman at all! I just cant bring myself to do something which i wouldn't do usually! I dunno why my boyfriend accept me as a girlfriend when i have tonnes of stuffs to change! From the amount of vulgarities that comes out from my evil mouth to uncountable dirty talks. I know i can never behave like some high society people who have etiquette in whatever they do. I'm who i'm. I love myself to be fun loving and direct. I don't hide my feelings and i will show black face or ill attitude if you ever push me further. My boyfriend finds me a little petty sometimes.I don't deny. I just dislike people who yell at me as though I'm deaf. I dislike proud people who thinks that they own the world. I dislike people who behave like a loser. I dislike people who try very hard to compete with me. I dislike people who correct my way of lead life. Coz i have my own sets of thinking. At the end of the day, the same shit will still be decided by me. Your few cents worth of opinions or craps might be forgotten as fast as the time it got into my brain. To be exact, I'm stubborn! Extremely hot-headed! To cut things short, my boyfriend gonna get some hell from me someday. HAHAHA! Okay, i'm sorry if i have been KPKB too much when you yelled at me to clear the plates coz you were too kan jiong over your school's security guard coming over to take down your carplate number this morning! I know you didn't mean it. Plus, you did apologized shortly after. So i decided not to torture you with my ice queen temper. HAHA. I hope you didn't shit your pants! LOL!

However, Darling! like what i always say, you will always be the best boyfriend in this whole wide world! I love those laughing moments and shit stuffs that we did together. Everyday just seem to be a fruitful one whenever you are around!. I'm so looking forward to see you and please GO EXERCISE WITH ME CAN?  We can do some Wrestling! You can be Undertaker and i can be Rob Van Dam! I so wanna five star frog splash you! HAHAHA. Okay. im about to end this. But before that, I just gonna say I love my boyfriend very much =)

Jojo

P/s:  If a man gives you hell everyday, please do not hesitate to leave him. If that man makes you yearn for more, then think otherwise.=) 

Sex, Club, Kid?

Ever wonder what is it like if you're to shoot your life into a movie?

Those typical ones are those who
talk about their sex experiences
talk about their cheating boyfriends
talk about being family restriction
talk about divorces
talk about being rich
talk about how handsome/pretty they are
talk about plastic surgery
talk about how they hook girls/guys in club

I dislike the idea of clubbing. Because it resemble quick fuck in my dictionary. It may be a good socialise tools for the singles, but not for the couple UNLESS they dont mind and love the idea of it. Oh well!?

I know i'm a little mountain turtle at times but hell no! I'm conservative in mind.

In club, you get to see many funny people!

I ever saw a man kissing a fat woman at the club. Drunk state or wad? Who knows?

Too sexy that it blows your mind away!?

It is no longer cool when you gotten shit like below

Nobody gonna pity you!

Because you are simply a retard!

The ignorant ones that is!

Whats so good about a condom?

Besides preventing AIDS, It can also defer your father's day!

TOO BAD. GO RAISE YOUR KIDS AND WORK HARD DUDE!

OR! You can just fuck and ran away. Who cares?

POR POR POR GEH! LOL

Im not being narrow minded. But i felt that everyone should be responsible for their own safety. Think wisely.

Jojo

P/s: I love bf tyeeeeeeee

Spoilt brat!? go to hell yeah.

Have you ever encounter any spoilt brat before?
Sometimes, they behave like a total fucktard who look down on poor people just because they are rich and could afford almost everything that comes with a price?

Who doesnt hate them? We are not jealous over your money! Dont even try to take jealousy as your defence. Coz everyone know you suck big time!

You have many maids at home! We dont care! We are not interested to listen to all your brats! And frankly, I think you are eligible to park your car at the handicap lots . Your behaviour is many many many (Take note on how many she has scored for herself) times worst than a physical and mentally challenged person!

Short cut makes you ugly. dun believe!? Look at the man above!

Lazy people can never blend in like a normal person like us! Reference below

Proven! And you are being pawn real bad at the back babe!

Too reliance on people makes you stupid. Do you know how we could tell?

You just happens to be the most outstanding one! Bravo!

When your mum start to speak up for you, We go

If we felt that there is a need to, We might do it.

Dont look upon your god. He is not gonna help you too!

Cut it out! You're hopeless!

We surf facebook. While you?

Take that! SUCKER!

Jojo

P/s: Spoilt brats = All the pictures above. Sad!
P/s/s: I love my Boyfriend Tyee very much. muahaha.

TSK and AXS SPOILER

Im not a very patience person because im not your kindergarden teacher
Im not a very fun loving person if you are not the kind of people who i wanna make friend with
Im not a very nice person if you happens to do negative stuffs that makes me remember you for life

I have lotsa problems with typical singaporean who HORN, PUSH, TSK and SPOIL THE AXS BILL PAYING MACHINE!.

Do you know how irritating it is when some bitches start tsking away while alighting the bus? The entire alighting procedure took less than 30 seconds! 10 over people are alighting. So why dont you wait for your turn? Dumb Bimbo! Likewise for those pushy pussy!. Same issue over here!.

I was almost crazy yesterday when this moronic woman spoil the Axs machine which i have been queueing for the past 10 minutes. I dunno which application she went into and what she did. All i could see was Blank Hanged screen when it was my turn. WA LAU!I tell you i nearly kill everyone in the train station!

To the morons out there, if you do not know how to use the AXS please pay your bills at the respective banks or service providers. Dont hog the AXS as if your father own it. We got no time to for YOU!.

Jojo

P/s: I love boyfriend Tyee...... And i hate TSK and AXS SPOILER!!!!

BUGGER HORN

Many times, i feel like bashing someone. And for god sake, that someone could be anyone. From those who horn like fuck in the traffic to those who push me while im boarding the bus. Its so damn mother fucking irritating. Can't they just be more patience ? like one day, when i was looking for parking lots at jurong west street 52, there is this camry turning out from the single lane road(there is no arrow signs on the road to show how many ways it is) therefore to play safe i have to wait for the camry driver to finish his turning before i can turn into his direction. Who knows he might change his direction and bang his car into mine!? Then, There is this fucking SUZUKI SWIFT start horning. And im like WTF DUDE?! YOU HORN FOR FUCK?! I feel that i did nothing wrong and his horn angered me quite alot. I knew its stupid to confront anyone so deep inside i curse him bad. Curse him so bad that i wish he bang his swift against some big lorries and die on the spot. Probably with his head being slice by the parts of the lorry. 

TO THAT SUZUKI DRIVER, I JUST HATE A BUGGER LIKE YOU WHO DOESNT EVEN BOTHER TO OPEN UP YOUR DAMN EYES TO SEE WHATS GOING ON IN THE FRONT AND THERE YOU ARE HORNING AS THOUGH YOU ARE THE KING OF THE ROAD. FUCK YOU, YOUR FAMILY and all YOUR ANCESTORS. _|_

Jojo

P/s: I love my Boyfriend... AND I HATE HORNS AND PUSHING.     

Over.

Im fine with not traveling around frequently
Im fine with my boyfriend
Im fine with my family
Im fine with my pets
Im fine with my friends
Im fine with my peanut pay
Im fine with my long champ bags
Im fine with my  job

Whether it is Europe holiday or a short getaway, i will still feel equally happy.
Also, Im starting to be less materialistic! Yeah i know it sounded impossible but im so damn sick and tired about it. Its time to move on and start all over again.=)

Jojo

P/s: I love boyfriend & my family =)