Today someone told me a secret.
the content is:
"Old Cow desperate for tender grass"
FOREMOSTLY,
Im not stopping an older man from dating a younger woman. Thats not to my concern.
Its just horrific to see an older man who visit prostitution so frequently and YET at the same time trying to date a younger woman.
Hey Friend,
You are probably a generation away from your tender grass. However, I felt that you are very confident with yourself.Hmm, i wonder what makes you think that you are ELIGIBLE/QUALIFY to eat the FRESHEST GRASS in the forest? You know yourself! It's None! And the only grass that keep you very much alive today are the GRASS IN THE WILDERNESS. Whether you're being POISONED OR NOT by the grass in the wilderness we do not wish to know. But, we urge you to have a heart and stay away from the innocent. Thank you.
Definition:
Freshest Grass - Youngster
Poison - Sexual transmitted disease
Grass in the wilderness - Prostitute
Jojo
P/s: I love gorilla hug. WAHAHAHAHAHA
Saturday, 21 November 2009
Wednesday, 18 November 2009
BESTIE
Was busying reading the newspaper when someone tap my shoulder with a YO.
That's my best friend during my secondary school days
She is sharlin
Its been months or almost a year since i last met her.
So i just take the initiative to bring her out last night. YES. at 11pm after my work. We went all the way up to mount faber she had never been there all her life.
We talk about walks of life. She is a very determined person who work things out on her own. She don't rely on her parents though his dad drive a BMW.
After finish exploring the mount faber, we head to west coast Park Macdonald and had our supper. Ultimate sinful. Haha. It wasnt a special occasion. We are just replay part of our memories by catching up more. Nice.
JOjo
P/s: i hope my bf have enough rest.
That's my best friend during my secondary school days
She is sharlin
Its been months or almost a year since i last met her.
So i just take the initiative to bring her out last night. YES. at 11pm after my work. We went all the way up to mount faber she had never been there all her life.
We talk about walks of life. She is a very determined person who work things out on her own. She don't rely on her parents though his dad drive a BMW.
After finish exploring the mount faber, we head to west coast Park Macdonald and had our supper. Ultimate sinful. Haha. It wasnt a special occasion. We are just replay part of our memories by catching up more. Nice.
JOjo
P/s: i hope my bf have enough rest.
Tuesday, 17 November 2009
Suddenly I see the light.
Oh my god.
I think i really see it.
My mindset change once once.
This time the right word to fit into my new life is Efforts.
I need to put in more efforts in my next job.
I promise.
Next.I dunno whether i should express this out but i feel quite annoyed by this fellow who work opposite my shop. This man who only worth 1/2 cents think that he is good enough to depise how others look. Let my analyse this 1/2 Cents Worth.
Why 1/2 cents worth ONLY?
THIS PARTICULAR MAN - B.WONG
1) HAS THE LOWEST EQ IN THIS UNIVERSE
2) NOT FLUENT IN PRONUNCIATION IN BOTH ENGLISH AND MANDRIN
3) LOOK LIKE A PURE CHINAMAN - CONSTRUCTION WORKER LOOKALIKE (SERIOUS)
4) NOT SMART - FROM HIS EQ CAN TELL
5) NOT GOOD LOOKING - READ THROUGH THE CHINAMAN LOOKALIKE ONCE MORE
6) CONFIRM NOT AFFLUENT - EVEN IF YOU ARE RICH, WOMAN WILL STILL DESPISE YOU
7) IM 21, BUT I LOOK DOWN ON YOU
8) MY BOYFRIEND - HE IS LAUGHING AT YOU
Actually, im fucking shock when you said you're a singaporean. Either one of your parent must be having an affair WITH "TOURIST" FROM CHINA. im SERIOUS. Also your height is merely over 160cm by a few centemetre so i think thats the only shit you can brag? SO SHORT STILL WANNA TALK SO LOUD.You look like crap ( LIKE WHAT I MENTIONED ABOVE) and still have that 3 cents worth of confidence to speak out loud on issue like how people look? I PITY YOU. No wonder you aint married at this age.
No Offence to Zhongming. But fren i can assure you that you are taller and 1000% much good looking than he is.HAA. My bf can easily Grab this fucktard and do a powerbomb or F5. Right darling?
Jojo
P/s: I love my super nice BF EVERY NOW AND THEN =) VROOM VROOM TIME.
Oh my god.
I think i really see it.
My mindset change once once.
This time the right word to fit into my new life is Efforts.
I need to put in more efforts in my next job.
I promise.
Next.I dunno whether i should express this out but i feel quite annoyed by this fellow who work opposite my shop. This man who only worth 1/2 cents think that he is good enough to depise how others look. Let my analyse this 1/2 Cents Worth.
Why 1/2 cents worth ONLY?
THIS PARTICULAR MAN - B.WONG
1) HAS THE LOWEST EQ IN THIS UNIVERSE
2) NOT FLUENT IN PRONUNCIATION IN BOTH ENGLISH AND MANDRIN
3) LOOK LIKE A PURE CHINAMAN - CONSTRUCTION WORKER LOOKALIKE (SERIOUS)
4) NOT SMART - FROM HIS EQ CAN TELL
5) NOT GOOD LOOKING - READ THROUGH THE CHINAMAN LOOKALIKE ONCE MORE
6) CONFIRM NOT AFFLUENT - EVEN IF YOU ARE RICH, WOMAN WILL STILL DESPISE YOU
7) IM 21, BUT I LOOK DOWN ON YOU
8) MY BOYFRIEND - HE IS LAUGHING AT YOU
Actually, im fucking shock when you said you're a singaporean. Either one of your parent must be having an affair WITH "TOURIST" FROM CHINA. im SERIOUS. Also your height is merely over 160cm by a few centemetre so i think thats the only shit you can brag? SO SHORT STILL WANNA TALK SO LOUD.You look like crap ( LIKE WHAT I MENTIONED ABOVE) and still have that 3 cents worth of confidence to speak out loud on issue like how people look? I PITY YOU. No wonder you aint married at this age.
No Offence to Zhongming. But fren i can assure you that you are taller and 1000% much good looking than he is.HAA. My bf can easily Grab this fucktard and do a powerbomb or F5. Right darling?
Jojo
P/s: I love my super nice BF EVERY NOW AND THEN =) VROOM VROOM TIME.
Monday, 16 November 2009
Thursday, 12 November 2009
MEN
I came across this. How cool..
So don’t say you’re on the lookout for nice girls, guys, when you pass us up on every step you take. Sometimes we go undercover; sometimes we go in disguise: sometimes when that girl in the low cut shirt or the too tight miniskirt won’t answer your catcalls, sometimes you’re looking at a nice girl in whore’s clothing - - we might say we like the attention, we might blush and giggle and turn back to our friends, but we’re all thinking the same thing: “This isn’t me. Tomorrow morning, I’ll be wearing a teeshirt and flannel shorts, I’ll have slept alone and I’ll be making my hungover best friend breakfast. See through the disguise. See me.” You never do. Why? Because you only see the exterior, you only see the slutty girl who welcomes those advances. You don’t want the nice girl.. so don’t say you’re looking for a relationship: relationships take time and energy and intent, three things we’re willing to extend - - but in return, we’re looking for compassion and loyalty and trust, three things you never seem willing to express. Maybe nice guys finish last, but in the race they’re running they’re chasing after the whores and the sluts and the easy-targets… the nice girls are waiting at the finish line with water and towels and a congratulatory hug (and yes, if she’s a nice girl and she likes you, the sweatiness probably won’t matter), hoping against hope that maybe you’ll realize that they’re the ones that you want at the end of that silly race.
- Jessica Leigh Griffith
P/s: Love you baby
So don’t say you’re on the lookout for nice girls, guys, when you pass us up on every step you take. Sometimes we go undercover; sometimes we go in disguise: sometimes when that girl in the low cut shirt or the too tight miniskirt won’t answer your catcalls, sometimes you’re looking at a nice girl in whore’s clothing - - we might say we like the attention, we might blush and giggle and turn back to our friends, but we’re all thinking the same thing: “This isn’t me. Tomorrow morning, I’ll be wearing a teeshirt and flannel shorts, I’ll have slept alone and I’ll be making my hungover best friend breakfast. See through the disguise. See me.” You never do. Why? Because you only see the exterior, you only see the slutty girl who welcomes those advances. You don’t want the nice girl.. so don’t say you’re looking for a relationship: relationships take time and energy and intent, three things we’re willing to extend - - but in return, we’re looking for compassion and loyalty and trust, three things you never seem willing to express. Maybe nice guys finish last, but in the race they’re running they’re chasing after the whores and the sluts and the easy-targets… the nice girls are waiting at the finish line with water and towels and a congratulatory hug (and yes, if she’s a nice girl and she likes you, the sweatiness probably won’t matter), hoping against hope that maybe you’ll realize that they’re the ones that you want at the end of that silly race.
- Jessica Leigh Griffith
P/s: Love you baby
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
YAY
I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
T H A I L A N D
Thats where my honey gonna bring me in two months time. How nice?
He's paying for the entire trip making sure that i dont eat thai roti.
I cant believe its happening to me.
I used to surf the facebook WA-ing my friends for travelling around as i was too broke too go for a holiday.
Thanks baby.
Promise to let u gorilla hug me more. hee
Jojo
P/s: LOVE YOU MY DEAR
T H A I L A N D
Thats where my honey gonna bring me in two months time. How nice?
He's paying for the entire trip making sure that i dont eat thai roti.
I cant believe its happening to me.
I used to surf the facebook WA-ing my friends for travelling around as i was too broke too go for a holiday.
Thanks baby.
Promise to let u gorilla hug me more. hee
Jojo
P/s: LOVE YOU MY DEAR
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