ROM at fish farm

WHAT?!
ROM AT FISH FARM?!

Yeah! Thats what i dreamt of last night. Pardon me for reacting so sensitively towards marriage lately. As you know, Im approaching the suitable age for marriage and of course the thought of it makes me so excited.HA! Especially when everyone reckons that my boyfriend is the one and urge me to cherish this remarkable man. See. You met good boyfriend and you live happily ever after. Okay, Maybe its a little exaggerating but at least i can picture who i can marry. Ahh I sound like ancient cave woman but its better than you met lousy boyfriend and still hanging shit with him. HAA. LOSER!.

That's not all. If your Lousy boyfriend did alot of shit stuffs to other girls and karma came along to haunt the both of you. WELL, I wish you both well.

Dont be shock if he cheated on you! Just move on and get a life somewhere. Behaving like a loser is as good as being

I'm not insulting people with down syndrome (In fact, i will help them if they need help) However i must admit that im blunt for such comparison.  I'm Sorry* 

MOVE ALONG, MOVE ALONG LIKE I KNOW YOU DO

I love you boyfriend.

Jojo

P/s: Life is really good now.

BANG BANG

I know i have itchy butt but i just wanna try to see whether there is any chance to look as sweet as felicia chin. (That is to Bangs my fringe).

After im done with cutting, Of coz I felt happy at first. Coz i look so much different and younger.

After 3 hours of jumping and smiling,

I think like i look like a bang in the ass instead. No, I dont look like im from the local. Very much like PRC and worst my sister say i look like a minah (Malay Ah-lian). WTF? Even my boyfriend reckon that too. Must be a wrong move. ZZZ. NO BANGS FOR ME IN FUTURE. GOSH!

Anyway, My Birthday is coming. Im getting older by one again.. Sigh!

I wish

To be young
To be pretty
To get married soon
To bless everyone with good health
To Score for Exam
To Win a Lamborghini
To Get Royal Flush at RWS

Last but not least, I love my boyfriend every much . =) He is the reason behind why i stand this tall today. He's not my shelter but he can be my pillar.

Jojo
 

NO PICTURE NO TALK

Here in singapore it is important to have solid evidence in order to clarify your stand.

Dont believe see what will happen to you.!

Stared by EVIL Sesames Street

Met Ghost

PM LEE to Remind you

Making use of Nose Digging Shemale to help you remember

Making use of the Mega Church in singapore to pass message.
(Okay that woman look abit constipated)

Remind you in camp

You will get shot for no producing Picture

Last but not least Death Penalty for making that offences

I cant stop laughing when i saw the last pic. I swear im laughing damn loud at work.

Jojo

P/s: Love you boyfriend.

Movie of the year

You have so much money in bank yet only have pea size balls with you. How to satisfy those pretty woman? Diabetic only why are you so scare? We have world class doctors and nurses to assist you. Singapore Ranked number 6 you know?

Okay i know they are the surgeons. But i believe they are helpful enough to refer you to better doctor or surgeons to amputate your rotten legs away since its getting worst?

Do you have lack of sleep too?  Or you are experiencing nightmare all night?

Thats the last thing we want you to know..

Jojo

P/s: I do not own any of the pictures above. Credits to those who took it

Morning blue that is.

This is what im facing from Monday to Friday early in the morning to work.

This is Jurong East station.
Im so freaking scare whenever the train reaches here.
Coz you know why?
Passengers are behaving like insects which swarm in for food. GOSH.
I even caught some of them float into the train
KUDO to those "Sumo wrestler"  Damn good at Pushing

Ten years down the road

Now thats what i call zero energy. No need to walk at all.
ZAI RIGHT? Indian and china are already the record holder


I dunno what LTA gonna do about it. Even by other mode of transports

If opting for taxi and driving personal car

Best mode of transport goes to

Best of all. Somehow, Nothing is impossible.

Jojo

P/s: I do not own any of these pictures. Credits to those who took the photos.
P/s/s: Love you baby.

DIE PHILANDERER

I detest men having affairs.

*Note - POST FILLED WITH HATRED

My Question is why get married when you guys are still seeking for excitement outside?

Your fucking penis might not be as hard as rod as you grow older.

You are experiencing extreme hair loss and probably going bald soon

You look like a freak with winkles all over

You look heavily pregnant with that beer belly

Your wife

Have a hard time with your annoying kids

Have to answer shit calls from teachers

Have to monitor their academic

Have no time for friends

Have household chores to do (for those who do not employ any maid)

Have to be hurt from all your lies and truth

Have to take care of you no matter what

Have to Stand by you all the time

SOME Even have to tolerate shit like this.  ARE YOU A MAN!?

Fuck you! Your balls must be hollow.

These woman are ultimate pathetic.

Remember those

30K-100K Hotel wedding banquet? Rubbish! 

10K Proposal ring? Garbage!

20K Bridal and Wedding photo shoot? Shit!

Stupid solemnization, Vows? Rebundant!

Promises to our parent? Bullshit!

Because you know why

You guys are likely to Spend 30K-100K on raising your whatever nationality MISTRESS

10K on dining at restaurant

20K on buying luxurious goods

Without String attached

Need not have to see their parents

Free fuck (able to fuck and run away)

Behaving like a total Fucktards.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugly people will kiss like this -->

Go get a life people. Fucking go get aids and die.

Jojo

Caught out with yourself

Suddenly, there is silence within
As Silent as a pin drop



Life used to be lively
Yet, it died merrily
That shows the duration of happiness
All of it gone with the wind

No, I musnt lose it all.
I will be better than before.
Those motivation gonna find me back
Just someday. I will find my way back

I wont wait for those days to fall
My determination gonna break the fall

Its getting heavier and heavier.
If thats what it meant to be,
For all im ready just come what may


Jojo

MATERIAL

I have alot in mind
But i have so little time
Needless to say, so little money

I wish to graduate soon so that life will be less hassle.
I hate university coz there aint many friends around.
I dunno my purpose in this company as im doing nothing.
I know i shouldnt complain but there is nothing for me to do.
In fact, Im starting to worry whether any employer gonna hire me with this much of experiences.

My birthday is coming. And my only wish is to be less materialistic!~

Jojo

P/s: Thank you boyfriend for always been there.