Babi Tyee

Europe Holiday Status: Long Term KIV
Aussie Holiday Status: Pending for Approval
Thailand Holiday Status: Coming Soon
Malaysia Holiday Status: Anytime
Batam Island Holiday Status: May Consider
Singapore Holiday Status: Deleted

I love my boyfriend very much. Words can never describe how cool he is and till today i cant believe that such good shit can ever happen to me. Back to those days when i was with a jerk, I yearn for more happiness, financial stability- Coz he will always ask me to transfer money to his account, less quarrels which can never take place, showering me with care and concern and lastly buying me gifts (MUAHAHA) Those days, its like a trip to hell. 3 long years of hell!

Finally, Somewhere in 2009, I think god had seen enough of my suffering and so decided to throw baby tyee ( Who has become Babi Tyee eventually) to me. He drives me around, He bought me a diamond ring on our first month anniversary, He is financially healthy,  He is forever making me laugh with his crappy jokes, He bought me 99 roses for our 1 year anniversary, He empty his pocket and pass most of his money to me when we are overseas, He seldom say NO (Except for Europe Trip which he claims BORING AND WASTE MONEY!GRR!!), He will help me with scoring points by hinting me to do something that pleased his family, He will make my parents and siblings very happy. Tell me! Where to find such good deal?! The Package is even better than KFC and Macdonald! HAHA.

Jojo

P/s: There is only one babi tyee and thats you!. U PORK. =) i love you. heee.    

Boyfriend, Spouse. Whatever..

I know im a little naggy and freaking pessimistic when comes to dating. Like when people ask me for advices regarding the kind of guys they met, the things they do,the look they have, the car they drive and the places where they live. I'll tell you, I have never dated Good Looking Guys, Guys driving big cars like bentley and they dont stay anywhere but HDB. Despite that, I still met nasty guys who really ruin part of my life and leaving "memorable history". I dont see people who have better looks, driving bigger cars or living in landed property can be as good. To worsen the situation, Majority of them are born with silver spoon while the minority actually work from the bottom. If you manage to date the minority, you got my blessing! but if you date the majority of them, its really up to you to choose whether you gonna be their maid who they always yelled at or sex toy for the purpose of unleashing their dragon?

Remember! there are 77000+/- Millionaires in singapore. How many of them are actually keeping mistress? I'm keeping my fingers cross! LOL

  


















The Very first Rule for dating!
Dont let greed climb into your brain and start eating it up till you are left with pea brain.

The problem with Jumping into bed too soon! Now sex is the trouble!

The problem with marriage! They Hope its a dream that never came true!

I hope your husband doesnt call you a fucktard who stay home and do nothing.

You call yourself getting a life? They got better life than yours!

By then when you found out the shit that he did

In the end, You Pack your bag and go home

While he continues his life. Yeah Baby!

No wealth drop from the sky and no mountain too high for you to climb.

Jojo

P/s: I aint extraordinary! But i found the right man. How about you? Player? Give your Vaginas and Dicks a break please!

Fames & Attention

I realised the best ways to gain fames and attention comes from:

1)Looks!

If you are extremely Hot and pretty like the above, then you're in! Welcome to Mediacorp,Hollywood,Bollywood,TVBS,TV3 and whatever man! Limelight is a gurantee for you!

However, if you are doing it wrong

It really kindda disgust readers very much and oh! by the way, im not saying that you will not be famous becoz of that picture of you. In fact, you will be more famous than anyone else. Probably in an Epic way. 

2.) Behaviour/Character!


Things like are you a retarded? People love to laugh at moronic acts.

Things like are you a very pretty tranny? Holla! provided they are not extremely kinky!

Lazy bitch who does nothing and expect sponsorship. Jealous reader gonna flame them badly!

The Kind Hearted. Now thats Kudos!

3.) Your Dressing


All right! Thats quite sweet of her somehow!

That's just another Retarded!

Despite stripping that much, it is still Not So Appealing! WHY?

4.) The way they talk 

Some are Plain irritating! but i dont blame them!

                         

Yeah Cry and talk and cry. Poor girl

So now what?

Just lead your own life. Dont pretend like you're someone else

Why dont you give yourself a break?

 

Just chill yeah! You are doing okay for now =)

Jojo

P/s: I love Boyfriend Tyee.