Movie of the year by Donnie yen

Yeah baby. Now this is what i call a MOVIE. Rating ***** ! =)

Okay back to reality!
Life is getting nowhere further. I feel like im the worst moron on earth as im forever making a fool out of myself.

Its like killing your reputation and Reflecting your intelligence level negatively on somebody's mind. My ego hurt so bad that i started to reflect abit on my action.

Coz nobody deserve to be hurt both emotionally and physically.

Of coz, its not wise to come out with something stupid to prove my worthy. I think i have to keep my life as low as possible.

No, This can never happen to me.

Jojo

P/s: Boyfriend Tyee, We are approaching our very first anniversary in 20 days time. Frankly speaking, Im excited not because you gonna give me something that worth lotsa money. I know i speak about materials all the time but you must know that i dont mean a single bit. In fact, being with you is a miracle and a dream come true. I dont ask for much. Just both of us being happy.=) Love you darling

PMS & BF

PMS didnt seem to go like how it came.
So much frustration within.
Yet so little space to vent.

Yeah, i know its unfair but well, you cant control part of it.
My boyfriend was the first to get it though. Because he had been talking sarcastically and nagging endlessly FOR nearly 24 hours

Of coz i tried to calm myself and restrain from exploding like a nuclear bomb. AT MOST,

And i think the best way to piss my boyfriend badly is to act like a total retard and speak tonnes of nonsense.

Okay My boyfriend will never hit me like the man above. Coz i know he love me the most.=) But if he ever gonna lay his finger on me, Im gonna

Jojo

P/s: Though you can be such a sissy to nag and nag and nag that i SOOO wanna kill you SOMETIMES. But, in the end, you gonna know that i love you the most.=)  

Less car accident start from you and me

I urge people to spare some thoughts for the others.
You can drive your flashy sports car and even drift at anywhere.
Just be responsible and do it at some places where the innocents are not involved

This is dedicate to those who disregard the lives of the others. You may want to die young but please die somewhere else. Im aiming at all motorist user. Not just bikers. Ride/Drive safely and keep a safe distance please.

I was surfing around during my lunch time then i came across this. NOTE: Its important to keep yourself and  other road users safe!

Your SGD$150,000 worth of MINICOOPER. Is as good as wreck! I dont care about how posh it is. But whether the people sitting in it is okay. Anyway, Wheres the engine?

Oh here it is. Can you imagine how big the impact is?

I think you can scrap this too. What was running in the driver's brain? Trying to be a murderer?

Always slow down when you're approaching junction and always give way please.

Do you think you will be lucky enough to survive this? FAT HOPE!

Look out for kids and elderly when driving at small road. Keep it 50-60km/hr. It will definitely make a difference and mininise fatality.

Always on your headlights and keep extra safe distance when driving in the rain. Dont assume your machine will work out fine coz sometimes they do fail you. Lets cut down on fatalities.

If you do not wish to cooperate and carry on with your nonchalent attitude. I seriously wish you well. Karma might bite you hard from behind and you probably wont be walking out of the car ALIVE.

Some information that might be useful.

Read and refresh you memory. A few minutes wont kill you!

Some crazy accidents overseas

By the way, One of the cyclist died on the spot.

Oh yes. This is one big holy shit. Blame who now?

Because many of us dont deserve this.

Ride safely boyfriend. Drive safely my friend. Cross the street alert-ly people. Be Safe.

Jojo
P/s: I love my boyfriend=)

Lost and found a friend

A Friend who i had not seen for 4 years.

I remember your dream when you were a dropout
I remember your passions towards being chef
I remember those days you poured me pineapple juice which your mum made
I remember those carrot cake which you cooked each night
I remember you gave me a portion of the carrot cake
I remember you love your jasper, a Chihuahua, so much that when he passed away you smsed everyone
I remember you bought the  32 Inch Plasma Tv with your very first pay
I remember you were so broken hearted when your girlfriend ran off with a commando that you threw his shoes away
I remember you wanted to get into a no string attached with me but i rejected you straight in the face
I remember you saying im weird when im not that kind of woman you can hook so easily

However above all,
Im extremely happy to see your determination leading you to success right now. I wish you and your business all the best.=)

BF Tyee, JUST IN CASE, please dont get jealous over such issue (i felt that you wouldnt give a shit anyway hahaha). Coz i believe you can soar equally high as long as you work hard. Plus, im just showing an example of a friend who make it out of typical. =)
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU BEST DONT YOU=) MUACKS.

Jojo

Young to old.

When i was young, I thought life is all about monkey see monkey do.

As i grow older, i realised that being polite and courteous doesnt equivalent to no trouble at all.
In fact, i gotten into shit so many times that i got real numb about it.



















After much torture, I decided to put an end to everything and start all over again. This time I'm gonna crush them into pieces

Let it out! Dont get caught up with yourself!

when you're done with your shit, leave and climb up the ladder somewhere else

Humanity that is. Do you feel uneasy when you are being make use by the others? WTF?

Please do not drag too long to realise your mistake

Thats when you're fucked. GOSH

Dont laugh at your friends or be complacent. You shall be next.

Jojo

P/s: Got these pics from some funny webbie.

P/s/s: I love my boyfriend. Thank god we are gonna head for our FIRST.

=)

There goes my soul. All gone with the wind
Sometimes, i couldnt bring myself to accept the fact that i'm a failure.

You see, Everyone around me is heading up the ladder while im falling, falling so hard that i wish i die. I wish i have never been to the top and so it wont hurt much when i fall.

Maybe i need sometime to re-adjust myself.
And Life can be simple too.

I swear..

Jojo

P/s: I love my boyfriend

Batman & SupArman!

Have you ever wonder how you gonna name your children? Put those name of flower, animals or whatever gayshit name aside! Coz thats so 1960s.

Handsome isnt it? Just in case you guys are wondering, He is Frank. sadly to say his family's name was LAMPARD. OKAY! sounds so wrong to the hokkien dialects.But at least he played his game well!

Next person that is coming out next gonna stun you!

This IC is not edited. You can see the Son is Batman while the father is Suparman. Now. Super hero is the new deal eh? LOL.

Jojo

P/s: Love you Boyfriend.

DR ERIC KWEK

I remember Doctor Eric Kwek Soon Kiat as:

A Fun Doctor
Who is extremely meticulous with his patient
Prescribe good medicine that gave us instant relieve
Forever Smiley to every patient.
He treated my badly sprained index finger
He gave me an injection that cost 120 bucks for the swell
He walk me out of the consultation room
He showed me a shelf that was filled with his achievements
He used to be an orthopaedi specialist
He is forever joking with my mum in the consultation room
My mum call him Hao lian Doctor. It wasnt meant to be negative but instead help us remember such a remarkable doctor
How i wish the man in the obituary wasnt you. You will always live in our heart!
Thank you for everything Doctor Kwek. We wish you all the best in another world. Rest in peace!

Be happy people. Coz Life is way too short for you to hold back.

Lets hope that there aint gonna be any more shocking death this year.

Anyway, I woke up at 415am today just to drive to hougang fetching baby javier. Can you imagine the rest of my day, SOMEMORE MONDAY. Seriously, i cant find a reason not to be blue.

Also, I gotten myself short term memory and i suspect my bf cause it! It goes like this, My boyfriend was down with a "short lived" Sleeping violence and i got attacked twice in the middle of the night.

Of course I MUST WAKE HIM UP TO COMPLAIN! oh by the way, thats my boyfriend. My gorilla Boyfriend.=) I SO WANNA BEAT HIM INTO>>>>>

Tadarrrr. A Pig! Okay i know it sounds so wrong. Plus, i didnt use any violence to settle my bf's sleeping violence K! Maybe someday when i aint in good mood, im gonna punch him "Accidentally". HAHA. Like what i always say. DESPITE THAT! i still love you very much darling.=) And we go HAHA through the day.

Jojo

P/s:  Im serious! I love my boyfriend. Dont believe?! ask my peers!.

KENT FOOOOOOOL

I'm SO HAPPY to come across this when i was at my work place.
Wait! I wasnt angry! I was in fact so happy that some ignorant people from our neighbouring country drop me this. HA Im so glad that FINALLY somebody wanna on me for a challenge. OH. thank you for giving me such a golden opportunity Kent FOO? OPS i think i missed an L. it should be FOOL. Apparently, that was a personal attack! Since im having so much free time sitting in the office shaking my left then my right then my left leg. I decided to crack my brain abit and hit him back. I hope it wasnt too much for him since i was just being kind for the start. Also, I mean it. Kent, You really have that down syndrome look! JUST TAKE A LOOK!. I suspect your mum fucked your uncle coz she was horny back then! IS she even educated enough to know that same blood line cannot have sex? Please, cut me some slack yeah?. I feel like puking now. ew!

I know i dont have that magnificent or ultimate extraordinary look like yours. But please. Take a look in the mirror before you start to comment on how we all look.

Jojo

P/s: I wasnt attacking anyone. Someone just  happens to EXCITE ME. NOW IM EXCITED. =)