ANGRY

I'm Sorta having extreme PMS lately..
My temper goes hot all the time and its nothing to be positive about!
Every trivial matter tends to irritate me to the max!
WHY!?

Do you know the best way to test the degree of your anger?

Only dumb people does that!

Law of life. When you fight big animal, you cant win!

Too angry and cant think?

Now that is dumb!

Jojo

P/S: I LOVE BF TYEE. Even though he cares about SBF THE MOST!! LOL. _|_

Failure. Let it be

You think that you are strong, but you are weak
You'll see,
It takes more strength to cry, admit defeat.
I have truth on my side,
You only have deceit
You'll see, somehow, someday

All by myself

I don't need anyone at all
I know I'll survive
I know I'll stay alive,
All on my own
I don't need anyone this time
It will be mine
No one can take it from me
You'll see

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Because i wasnt capable enough!

Because I cant foresee the future and follow the crowds blindly

Why not just give up?

Let it go let it go. I'm letting my life go..

Aint thats what demotivational are for? You got them all..

Fail, Fail And fail

Let me sink

Let you watch me fall

It doesnt matter since the outcome will always be the same

What is it about dreaming big?

What is it about earning big money?

What is it about life? Its nothing now.

Because Reality eat your dream, your hopes, your faith, your brain and your mindset.

You're wrong. And always will be wrong..

Jojo

PMS? ME? YOU!?

Could it be PMS?
Could it be ME?
Could it be YOU?

Give me a break. I'm so ultimate pissed today. Every Single thing annoys me.. So what if i'm a 3 minute kindda person. Why clings on to something which you dont like? Whats wrong with walking away when certain thing just don't impress you anywhere and its not your cup of tea? Why waste time and at the same time build more hatred to blame?

Would you do something which you dont like and yet give in 100%? Yes, Some of them who are super determined would probably move on to complete the job. They are the mighty ones i must agree. but what about the others? Come home fuck the world, fuck their parents, fuck their siblings and lastly fuck their lives.
Best Example: Job Hoppers!

When you first enrolled for riding, you know the intention. This intention does not made up of just wanting the license itself! It could be your dream, your passion, Your freedom and your peers to motivate you to go get erm.

I think went for the first try and guess what?

I did it all wrong. It was easy to ride though! The bike move for the first time but i couldnt coordinate the correct procedures to stop. I know its just me. Okay probably need more practices..But wait, nobody around me are so enthu towards riding. Nobody around me motivates me to get it. I got no passion for that and i dont visualise myself riding some cool bike. Reason is i got a car!

and

I dont wanna get myself into this

I'm Sick and tired of this whole shit.! GOGOGO!! AWAY~!!!

Jojo

P/s: Dont annoy me. YOU GONA GET HELL...

Babi Tyee

Europe Holiday Status: Long Term KIV
Aussie Holiday Status: Pending for Approval
Thailand Holiday Status: Coming Soon
Malaysia Holiday Status: Anytime
Batam Island Holiday Status: May Consider
Singapore Holiday Status: Deleted

I love my boyfriend very much. Words can never describe how cool he is and till today i cant believe that such good shit can ever happen to me. Back to those days when i was with a jerk, I yearn for more happiness, financial stability- Coz he will always ask me to transfer money to his account, less quarrels which can never take place, showering me with care and concern and lastly buying me gifts (MUAHAHA) Those days, its like a trip to hell. 3 long years of hell!

Finally, Somewhere in 2009, I think god had seen enough of my suffering and so decided to throw baby tyee ( Who has become Babi Tyee eventually) to me. He drives me around, He bought me a diamond ring on our first month anniversary, He is financially healthy,  He is forever making me laugh with his crappy jokes, He bought me 99 roses for our 1 year anniversary, He empty his pocket and pass most of his money to me when we are overseas, He seldom say NO (Except for Europe Trip which he claims BORING AND WASTE MONEY!GRR!!), He will help me with scoring points by hinting me to do something that pleased his family, He will make my parents and siblings very happy. Tell me! Where to find such good deal?! The Package is even better than KFC and Macdonald! HAHA.

Jojo

P/s: There is only one babi tyee and thats you!. U PORK. =) i love you. heee.    

Boyfriend, Spouse. Whatever..

I know im a little naggy and freaking pessimistic when comes to dating. Like when people ask me for advices regarding the kind of guys they met, the things they do,the look they have, the car they drive and the places where they live. I'll tell you, I have never dated Good Looking Guys, Guys driving big cars like bentley and they dont stay anywhere but HDB. Despite that, I still met nasty guys who really ruin part of my life and leaving "memorable history". I dont see people who have better looks, driving bigger cars or living in landed property can be as good. To worsen the situation, Majority of them are born with silver spoon while the minority actually work from the bottom. If you manage to date the minority, you got my blessing! but if you date the majority of them, its really up to you to choose whether you gonna be their maid who they always yelled at or sex toy for the purpose of unleashing their dragon?

Remember! there are 77000+/- Millionaires in singapore. How many of them are actually keeping mistress? I'm keeping my fingers cross! LOL

  


















The Very first Rule for dating!
Dont let greed climb into your brain and start eating it up till you are left with pea brain.

The problem with Jumping into bed too soon! Now sex is the trouble!

The problem with marriage! They Hope its a dream that never came true!

I hope your husband doesnt call you a fucktard who stay home and do nothing.

You call yourself getting a life? They got better life than yours!

By then when you found out the shit that he did

In the end, You Pack your bag and go home

While he continues his life. Yeah Baby!

No wealth drop from the sky and no mountain too high for you to climb.

Jojo

P/s: I aint extraordinary! But i found the right man. How about you? Player? Give your Vaginas and Dicks a break please!

Fames & Attention

I realised the best ways to gain fames and attention comes from:

1)Looks!

If you are extremely Hot and pretty like the above, then you're in! Welcome to Mediacorp,Hollywood,Bollywood,TVBS,TV3 and whatever man! Limelight is a gurantee for you!

However, if you are doing it wrong

It really kindda disgust readers very much and oh! by the way, im not saying that you will not be famous becoz of that picture of you. In fact, you will be more famous than anyone else. Probably in an Epic way. 

2.) Behaviour/Character!


Things like are you a retarded? People love to laugh at moronic acts.

Things like are you a very pretty tranny? Holla! provided they are not extremely kinky!

Lazy bitch who does nothing and expect sponsorship. Jealous reader gonna flame them badly!

The Kind Hearted. Now thats Kudos!

3.) Your Dressing


All right! Thats quite sweet of her somehow!

That's just another Retarded!

Despite stripping that much, it is still Not So Appealing! WHY?

4.) The way they talk 

Some are Plain irritating! but i dont blame them!

                         

Yeah Cry and talk and cry. Poor girl

So now what?

Just lead your own life. Dont pretend like you're someone else

Why dont you give yourself a break?

 

Just chill yeah! You are doing okay for now =)

Jojo

P/s: I love Boyfriend Tyee.

                                                                                                              

When terrorism becomes a a joke

I dislike the idea of some bullshit people who think that they can take the life of the innocent ones especially when they are nothing! What im referring to are the Jemaah Islamiah (JI) and the AL Qaeda. In short, they are Uneducated, Uncouth, Mentally Disabled, Dirty, Low class, Attention Seeking and extremely Loquacious. I do mean it. They talk alot about their welfare and they are just bunch of attention seekers who love to video themselves like celebrities! Okay, Not celebrities. Just Fucking ugly people who need some fuck in the ass for orgsm. They feel their "GOD" from there. Yeah oh lord yeah! LOL

 


















Be it whether she is a male or a female. You just cant tell. Just like those bunch of faggots who know nothing but killing people. Is that your hobby or favourite past time? Why dont you start off by working at the Pig slaughtering house first?





















Everyone know that you bunch of coward do not even dare to step into the pig slaugter house. What a failure!


Just because you are being brain washed, that doesnt mean that you are not guilty. You guys still suck big time in everyone's mind!

We hate the things you do and these fingers are for you!

So much hatred that people wanted to kill you guys so badly

Thats gonna be stuck into your Shithole!

Of coz we gonna laugh at you like nobody business. What a joker!

Oh yeah, God laugh at your suffering too. LOL

Jojo

P/s: I Anti Terrorism. I hope the army from all over the world can wipe them out clean and fucking throw them out of this planet! Fuck off Retards! We dont need you guys here!

Competition

Life is extremely hilarious sometimes. Especially when most of the singaporean are being brought up in a competitive environment and people tend to behave in cynical manner. Be it academic to career to boyfriend to husband to son/daughter to hdb to condo to freehold landed property to funeral to cremation to burial to mandai columbarium to bright hill columbarium. We compete from day 1 of our life to the very end when we die. Its weird. I hate the idea of winning and losing. I love being fair and square.

Someone just got to be hurt real bad aint it? but i do not understand why some of them have to even put up a competition deep within among friends. Especially friends for years who have always been there to bring you through the toughest time. I dont really agree with BFF. Coz when shit happens and vicious cycle return, everything gonna come to an end aint it? This shit applies to everyone. Dont be too naive to believe in forever. Coz nothing in this world last except gold!

Now that is even more painful than anything else. Yeah worst than your bf cheating on you!

Dont do stuffs that reflect you badly. Be it to your friends, family or everyone around you. Do things that are value added please.

Be good. do the right thing


Of coz there are friends who are obviously wanting to bring you down. Because your negative actions could have been rooted firmly in his/her memory. Some people remember why it happens while many doesnt know what happens!

Now thats Faceoff!


Everyday we met stupid people but fuck i just hope it aint gonna be you.

and thats funny. RETARD!

Jojo

P/s: I love my boyfriend.

SPOILT KIDS!

I guess i have lotsa of problems with the behaviour of some people.

And guess what? I detest Spoil brat THE MOST!

If that monkey was my kid, he gonna get hell from me!
I will make sure he remember that mistake for life.

Coz I waste no time and whack him up like Zorro!


Im not trying to talk about how good i'm in educating kid nor am i even married. But i do know that if you overly pampered your kids and show favouritism in the family, then im very sure that 40 years down the road you gonna find youself living in the old folks home. Thats the cruel truth!

If i ever see that mother bird again,

I will make sure im gonna KILL IT, COOK IT AND EAT IT! FINGER LICKING GOOD YEAH

Come on guys, I know how you feel especially when you were once heavily pregnant with them for 9 months and finally your baby is out to see the world after so many hours of pain and risks in the labour ward. But do take note that if you did not shape your kids properly the consequences gonna be 

  

Threatening you as if you owe them for a living!

Let them be what they wanna be and thats how fugly they look!

Mixing with the wrong group of people and gotten themselves into huge trouble. Do you think money can salvage everything?

No You cant. People gonna look at them like a mentally disabled!

Because they cant do things correct in reality. You are not helping them my dear. But instead, you are screwing them up by pampering and giving them whatever they want in life.

And we all hate useless bum! Go think about it. Do you want your kids to be the public common enemy??

Why not do something that are more value added instead?

Jojo

P/s: I love boyfriend tyee!. but you suck sometimes _|_ =) MUHAHAHHA