I dont

I dont have a party life (Coz i'm from a decent family)
I dont study overseas (Though i'm dying to)
I dont wear revealing clothes (I dont have that kind of body)
I dont Suntanned (I like it fair and healthy)
I dont fancy rich man but i admire professional (I detest Wealthy spoilt brat)
I dont own any luxury good (Except for my Brilliant Rose ring)
I dont take alcoholic drinks (Unless you force me to)
I dont dine at high class restaurant (Except for dinning with Bf's Family)
I dont look down on people (I look down on loser)
I dont care what people say (I will fuck you if i know who u are)
I dont mind making friends with proud people (You're a motivation to me)
I dont make friends with Emotional people (It disgusts me greatly)
I dont* dont* love my boyfriend (You're stupid if you cant figure it out)

Im a typical singaporean. Not outstanding. Not smart. Not pretty. Not Tactful.

Despite that, I got many love from my boyfriend. How about you?

Jojo

P/s: Only you bf.

Study Overseas

I can't study in Aussie because

I do not wish to be a financial burden to my dad.
My sisters especially my second sister will be the first to skin me alive.
My boyfriend will miss me badly and probably change of heart after so long.
My dad needs a chauffeur to drive him around for breakfast every weekend.
My mum will miss my jokes terribly.
I cant bring myself to enjoy life in aussie while my family is having a hard time working.
My dad and mum are getting old,they need someone to take care and talk to them.
I cant bear to leave my family members here.
I dont want javier to forget about me since he's still an infant and infant usually has bad memory as they grow up.
I want to give my parent a better life as soon as possible
I cant be so selfish towards people around me

So many reasons to prevent me from leaving singapore.
Its okay, I can always go on holiday with them. EUROPE YEAH?!MUHAHAHA

Jojo

P/s: Lets go on holiday soon boyfriend!

RICH

Money money money, always sunny in the rich man's world~

Why is that so?

When you're Sad, you can buy SQ air ticket to Europe for holiday.
When you're Angry, you can visit Luxury boutique for retail therapy.
When you're Happy, you can dine at Jumbo or up on the hill at Jewel Box.
When you're Ugly, you can reduce your nose into half by plastic surgery.
When you're Fat, you can be slim by liposuction.
When you're Flat, you can be busty by injecting silicon.
When you're Rich, you can Vroom loudly on the road with your Ferarri.
When you're daring, you can fly your own private jet.
When you're Alone, you can hire the prettiest lady to accompany you through the night
When you're Troubled, you can hire the best lawyer in town.
When you're Sick, you can Recuperate in the Royal Suite of Mount Elizabeth Hospital.
When you're dead, you get to rest in the most beautiful coffin on earth.

But if you live by the wealth of others, this is whole fairy tales is not applicable to you.
You dont wish for wealth to fall upon you.
You use your brain to make money fall upon you

Jojo

P/s: I WANT TO BE RICH. IM USING MY BRAIN NOW. =) Love my boyfriend

IM SORRY

Im sorry for depending on you way too much
Im sorry for making you bored by keeping you at home doing nothing
Im sorry for not being the perfect person who cares and behave like the girl of your dream
Im sorry for being extremely lazy
Im sorry for not being able to cook well for you
Im sorry for passing you the flu that makes you cough so much
Im sorry for my stupidity that dashes your hope of having a smart girlfriend
Im sorry for not maintaining myself well enough and gotten some pimples on my face
Im sorry for being selfish and lack of sincerity
Im sorry for being sarcastic sometimes
Im sorry for not being appreciative enough to you
Im sorry for taking your freedoms away
Im sorry for being hot-headed
Im sorry for making you send me home even though your tired
Im sorry for taking away your family bonding time
Im sorry for tagging along while you're with your friends
Im sorry for comparing your worth with money
Im sorry for gambling away your 40 bucks
Im sorry for making you sleep late coz of my poly gathering
Im sorry for pestering you so much
Im sorry for forcing you to find a job
Im sorry for talking shit instead of sense to you
Im sorry for not letting you play your favourite game-DOTA

Im seriously sorry for the damages i've done to you.Therefore, I set you free from this minute onwards. No obligation no contract no breaches. Let life be normal and like how it used to. BE HAPPY BABY =) Coz i still love you very much. You're more worthy than money. MUAHAHAHA. Go! Fly higher than you ought to. HOWEVER, NO VISITING OF AHEM YOU KNOW WHAT~ Other than that. Just gogogogogogogo!=)

People. Dont be mistaken. There aint any arguments nor any quarrels.Everything are type in peace. =)

Jojo
P/s: Love you boyfriend.

How many special people change?
How lives are living strange?
Where were you while we are getting high?

Why do some of us behaved like a total retard to man?
Spending those hard earned peanut pay on men who doesnt cherish you as much but instead showing you attitude as though you owe them for life and you are obligated to pay for the expenses which they incurred. Hello? Is there any shit running through your head? Stop lying to yourself and people around. You know the chances of having him changed is as big as a "pi sai" So why do you degrade yourself by letting him walk over you like a door mat? Is it because you cant think for yourself? or you're just worthless? Seriously, U let your family down by standing on the side of that FUCKTARD.

So sad that you're gonna be in that position longer than i do.
So sad that you resign to your fate.
So sad that you will never taste happiness
So sad that you can never be a queen like you used to

So now, you think you're the lead actress in mariah carey video? Through the rain? Im telling you, The plot bring good man and woman together. There's no wrong. for your case? i beg to differ.

Jojo

P/s: I love you boyfriend. =) i'm gonna store pi sai for u. LOL. HAHAHA

Dad and mum brought me to Sentosa casino.
Played Caribbean Stub Poker for more than 12 hours.
Dad is so damn proud of me as i think i win quite alot.
i met many tai tai at the casino.
All of them dress like datin and put on BIG DIAMOND on their fingers.
Many of them put on diamond that are bigger than 1 carat. WAH! (Jaw Drop)
These tai tai are also damn hao lian. like to brat about their wealth while playing poker. (KNN)
Indian man playing at my table have $20000 worths of chips and dump 3k per round. (WHAT THE FUCK)

Quite eye opening. People from all walks of life. GOSH!
Haven seen boyfriend for more than 2 days. Miss him very much.
Come back soon darling. ALL YOUR ANG BAO IS WITH ME. MUAHAHA


Jojo

P/s: MISS YOU darling..

DIAMOND*

HI ALL.

MY BOYFRIEND BOUGHT ME DIAMOND.

THAT'S ALL

Jojo

P/s: Love you baby.

Villians

1st Villians

I didnt turn up for my primary school gathering. Coz i never like any of them. Those bitches who used to outcast me during my primary days happen to piss me off till today.Fucking gonna remember it for life.YOU HEAR? FOR LIFE. It was only near to graduation day then they started to talk to me as though to pity me and thanks for informing me that some whores put words into my mouth as a result misinterpret my words and made the bitch leader hated me.You see. Primary school kids are already behaving so political! So i dont see a reason that time can shape a person.

WELL, MAYBE TIME SHAPED THEM INTO BITCHES, WHORES and SLUTS.

Then when i grow with time,

I watched my damn mouth and observe many people.

2nd VILLIAN

Working at Tee International was a MISFORTUNE. I met shitty manager who scolded/screamed at me from day one till the very day i quitted. Maybe she is lacking of love from her soulmate as she is not appealing at all. My conclusion? SICK BITCH. I dont think you will be getting married anytime soon.

3rd VILLIAN

Then i proceed to SUNGLASS HUT. Someone told me that lightnings will not struck the same person twice. But holy fuck. I'm the lucky one. This time it aint the sick manager but UGLY colleague. This woman has a mouth that resembles the universe. Each day, she will bitch on the manager who she think is LOUSY and COWARD. However, what contradicts me greatly was she regard him as CLOSE and GOOD FRIENDS. Oh yes, She cant keep a secret. So many secrets were being leaked out because of her and she just push all the blame to others.Smart Move! She was extremely sarcastic to me during my days with the company so i dont intend to spare her from here.

For your Information,

She's in workforce for 9 LONG years and is still holding on to a UOB supplementary card. What a shame. Oh no. Its great. Because you need not file your income tax as your salary is way too low. Also, Given your low salary, im afraid you might cause bad debts to the bank. BOOO. how sad. You love to criticise peoples' kids as animal and call them ugly. Not afraid of what goes around comes around? Better dont let karma catch your baby boy and SHOWER him with red ugly acnes on his face in future. WAIT! i dont think you should blame karma. Blame on your bad genes instead. awwww.

Oh lastly, (WORST VILLIAN)

I've met a lousy boyfriend as well. I do not wish to list down all the bad things he did to me as its way too much. WAY TO MUCH TO BE LISTED HERE. To summarise everything, i think my only wish for him is to fucking get knockdown by cars or lorry. Make sure he stay bedridden or turn into a vegetable. If he ever met any plane crash that help him die instantly will be awesome. WISH U WERE DEAD. you dumb FUCKER.

Anyway,

Chinese new year is around the corner. May all these villians leave my world and all the good people start pouring in.

Jojo

P/s: Love you very much my dear boyfriend

Wait

Wait!

Wait for the person who pursues you, the one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical, the kind of person who brings out the best in you and makes you want to be a better person. Wait for the person who will be your best friend, the only person who will drop everything to be with you at any time no matter what the circumstances, for the person who makes you smile like no one else and when they smile you know they need you. Wait for the person who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweat and a t-shirt, but appreciates it when you get dressed up for them. and most of all wait for the person who will put you at the center of their universe, because that’s where you belong.

DREAM DREAM DREAM

DREAM ON! THEY SAY.

I dreamt of grandma last night. She seems like a doctor who goes around healing people. Its a good sign and the best dream about her ever since she passed away two years ago.

OH WAIT!

The dream hasnt end yet! Also, i saw myself having a secret ROM with my boyfriend. I remember i was waiting for my gown at some grand condo with the sight of a swimming pool. Suddenly, one stranger whom i've never met gave me a pair of diamond earring.Its awesome.Real shiny big diamond. She asked me to put it on. And i did. BUT before the gown arrive, there goes the alarm. FUCK MAN.Really feel like throwing the phone off the wall. Coz the gown is almost reaching. I haven get to see it. OPS and i didnt tell my parent i'm getting married in my dream. Whatever.

Suddenly, I feel like getting married. Coz everyone around me are planning it. WTF? i'm getting old and i need something to rely on too. HAAAA. The time will come. Just not more than 8 years from today i hope.

I love you boyfriend. GRRRRRRR=)

Regards
Josephine

My incredible boyfriend

HAAA!

Fuck Taman Jurong's birds. Their body clock must have gone harewire that they keep chipping non stop since 5am instead of the usual 7am in the morning. So annoying can!Make me wake up early in the morning thinking that its 7am.GRRRR.

Boyfriend,

I know the pain are unbearable as i could see your painful expression when you try to toss and turn in the night. Get well soon!

Despite that, You still wake up early and cook me scrambled egg.
Thank you sweetie.

Thank you for being such a sweet and lovely person
Thank you for always been there for me
Thank you for fetching me home even though you're tired
Thank you for feeding me with my all favourite food
Thank you for treating my family like your own
Thank you for correcting me when i did something dumb
Thank you for being patience even when im grumpy
ETC..
Thousands and Millions of thank you is not enough.

You will always be my baby

Jojo

P/s: Love you my darling. =)