When terrorism becomes a a joke

I dislike the idea of some bullshit people who think that they can take the life of the innocent ones especially when they are nothing! What im referring to are the Jemaah Islamiah (JI) and the AL Qaeda. In short, they are Uneducated, Uncouth, Mentally Disabled, Dirty, Low class, Attention Seeking and extremely Loquacious. I do mean it. They talk alot about their welfare and they are just bunch of attention seekers who love to video themselves like celebrities! Okay, Not celebrities. Just Fucking ugly people who need some fuck in the ass for orgsm. They feel their "GOD" from there. Yeah oh lord yeah! LOL

 


















Be it whether she is a male or a female. You just cant tell. Just like those bunch of faggots who know nothing but killing people. Is that your hobby or favourite past time? Why dont you start off by working at the Pig slaughtering house first?





















Everyone know that you bunch of coward do not even dare to step into the pig slaugter house. What a failure!


Just because you are being brain washed, that doesnt mean that you are not guilty. You guys still suck big time in everyone's mind!

We hate the things you do and these fingers are for you!

So much hatred that people wanted to kill you guys so badly

Thats gonna be stuck into your Shithole!

Of coz we gonna laugh at you like nobody business. What a joker!

Oh yeah, God laugh at your suffering too. LOL

Jojo

P/s: I Anti Terrorism. I hope the army from all over the world can wipe them out clean and fucking throw them out of this planet! Fuck off Retards! We dont need you guys here!

Competition

Life is extremely hilarious sometimes. Especially when most of the singaporean are being brought up in a competitive environment and people tend to behave in cynical manner. Be it academic to career to boyfriend to husband to son/daughter to hdb to condo to freehold landed property to funeral to cremation to burial to mandai columbarium to bright hill columbarium. We compete from day 1 of our life to the very end when we die. Its weird. I hate the idea of winning and losing. I love being fair and square.

Someone just got to be hurt real bad aint it? but i do not understand why some of them have to even put up a competition deep within among friends. Especially friends for years who have always been there to bring you through the toughest time. I dont really agree with BFF. Coz when shit happens and vicious cycle return, everything gonna come to an end aint it? This shit applies to everyone. Dont be too naive to believe in forever. Coz nothing in this world last except gold!

Now that is even more painful than anything else. Yeah worst than your bf cheating on you!

Dont do stuffs that reflect you badly. Be it to your friends, family or everyone around you. Do things that are value added please.

Be good. do the right thing


Of coz there are friends who are obviously wanting to bring you down. Because your negative actions could have been rooted firmly in his/her memory. Some people remember why it happens while many doesnt know what happens!

Now thats Faceoff!


Everyday we met stupid people but fuck i just hope it aint gonna be you.

and thats funny. RETARD!

Jojo

P/s: I love my boyfriend.

SPOILT KIDS!

I guess i have lotsa of problems with the behaviour of some people.

And guess what? I detest Spoil brat THE MOST!

If that monkey was my kid, he gonna get hell from me!
I will make sure he remember that mistake for life.

Coz I waste no time and whack him up like Zorro!


Im not trying to talk about how good i'm in educating kid nor am i even married. But i do know that if you overly pampered your kids and show favouritism in the family, then im very sure that 40 years down the road you gonna find youself living in the old folks home. Thats the cruel truth!

If i ever see that mother bird again,

I will make sure im gonna KILL IT, COOK IT AND EAT IT! FINGER LICKING GOOD YEAH

Come on guys, I know how you feel especially when you were once heavily pregnant with them for 9 months and finally your baby is out to see the world after so many hours of pain and risks in the labour ward. But do take note that if you did not shape your kids properly the consequences gonna be 

  

Threatening you as if you owe them for a living!

Let them be what they wanna be and thats how fugly they look!

Mixing with the wrong group of people and gotten themselves into huge trouble. Do you think money can salvage everything?

No You cant. People gonna look at them like a mentally disabled!

Because they cant do things correct in reality. You are not helping them my dear. But instead, you are screwing them up by pampering and giving them whatever they want in life.

And we all hate useless bum! Go think about it. Do you want your kids to be the public common enemy??

Why not do something that are more value added instead?

Jojo

P/s: I love boyfriend tyee!. but you suck sometimes _|_ =) MUHAHAHHA

MR BROWN SHOW. a little late

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE4FLy93Bzo&feature=player_embedded
Sing-along to the soundtrack of Fast and Furious…



Lyrics:



I wonder if you know,

How they live in Ang Mo Kio

Go to city many gantry

Can’t afford your speed too low

Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)

Slow is dangerous (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)



I wonder if you know,

How they live in Toa Payoh

Please lah tolong, only Lorong

Not Expressway also tio!

Spread like virius! (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)



Many many taxes danglin

ERP now is randomin

Keep your speed ‘bove 45

Or everybody Cashcard won’t survive!

Suka suka ERP on

Happy happy gantry can born

16 new ways to gope your lui

See already want to pui!



Gahmen say take MRT

Cos car is only luxury

Build the road for Fellari

Normal car will up lorry

Ji Pa Ban (uh!), Ichiban (uh)

No million dollars you Lan Lan

CTE is the place to be

Singapore road for VIP



I wonder if you know,

How they live in Ang Mo Kio

Reach work early, at 5.30

Spend three hours drink teh-o

Live like vampires (ouch!) (beep! beep! beep!)



I wonder if you know,

Where the gantry never grow

Where the ! lorry Never worry

Travel freely where you go

Pulau Bukom! (Don’t have!) (beep! beep! beep!)

Pulau Tekong (Huat ah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

LIAR, TIME WASTING, INEFFICIENT !

Some irritating aunty just happens to piss me off so bad that i think im gonna blog a second post

Everyone was aware that I was selected to be one of the model for the E*****X event thingy. I didnt really want to do it and is willing to give it a try on the account of my future mother in law.

In the beginning, i was told that they will custom made clothing which could be a gown or whatever shit style for everyone according to some themes. That promises never came true ( LIES 1)

Next, they started to examine bodies and come out with shit like apply their very own product such as the slimming gel and you will slim down. Holy NO!. I dont believe in crap like this. I only see exercising and working out as the healthier way of slimming. You guys are just being plain lazy and self deceiving by putting a slimming mirror in the toilet! Thats a TOTAL BULLSHIT. (LIES 2)

Thats not all, They talk about those catwalk classes and guess what? It wasnt even conducted by professionals! I even tell myself that heng got professional to help me up but i was wrong! they get some old still wanna be hot aunty to come and teach us. A Non Professional ones! (LIES 3)

Let me tell you what we did for the first lesson! all she said was
Pose whatever you feel that is comfortable (What)?.
Pose like you are wild! (What)?
Pose like an angel (What)?

And the poses she come out with? SUCK BIG TIME!

Im sorry, i dont have the same sentimental!

I would have probably think of you guys making us posing like sluts, whores and bitches waiting to be fucked! Im not a slut, bitch or whore. I'm josephine and thats me!

Frankly,  I learnt nothing throughout the lesson! I even sacrifice 5 Rmit night class lessons for the modeling that turns out to be a nightmare!. Despite that, I still have to pay for my school fees and it is $3980.45 SINGAPORE DOLLARS per semester. Excuse me! So what do i get? Just some free bras and thights which i dont even fancy coz it is not even as comfortable as triumph ones!

MAN. I ADORE TRIUMPH BRA!

THIS IS WHAT I CALL TRIUMPH BRA

And this is what you offer

BORING TO THE MAX!

We have to specially buy a grey colour high heels for the event. TAKE NOTE ON THE SPECIALLY!. coz We just have to wear it once and rid it. YAY. (WASTED 1)

We have to look out for accessories that suit our outfit, that is A BRA AND THIGHTS. We also wear those shit once! (WASTED 2)

I'm responsible enough to come on time every for single session but there are always people who are horribly late or they will just skip and left 4 people for the rehearsal. NOW THAT IS WASTING MY TIME ( TOTALLY FUCKING WASTED 3)

Dont come and talk to me about being responsible and it is all about the show whether i will ruin it or not. Not happy i can always withdraw without obligation. Not happy you can blacklist me coz i cant be bothered by a peanut company like yours. I had enough with the nonsense which the company is offering and NO im not even impressed by your products. KTHXBYE! Before that _|_ to your company!

Jojo

Fat and slim

Every now and then,
I will exercise and make sure i sweat like a pig
Let the perspire flow onto your skin and let the water run
Release as many endorphine as possible
and you will feel satisfied shortly after
Its a funny feeling.

Who cares about strict diet that makes your life ultimate miserable?
Is it your ambitious to wow people with your new look?
Or is it just another tools to flirt with your opposite gender?
Dont bullshit about saying its healthy. Know your limits!
If you dont eat, you will have no energy and appears to be a weakling!
If your mind does not have enough nutrients, you will be slow like a retarded!
You are less tolerance than usual because a hungry person is an angry person!
You mind fuck yourself every night just to watch people eat! Thats torturing!

Why not treat yourself something good?

I love sushi and this is really making me hungry!
You control the Quality and type of food. Not the Quantity of the food.


Drink lotsa water after that.

Because it boosts your metabolism that helps you break down the food and process them into energy!

Depending on slimming centre? See what the other forumer gonna say

Click to enlarge and read it.

Be wise! And be happy too!

Jojo

P/s: I love my boyfriend. Poor Him!

When boy meets girl

Boy meets girl
They both get together
Time goes by,
They both grow wise
Time moves on,
The both hang on
Time to Fly,
They both break up and move along

Is it so hard to resist temptation?
Isnt it stupid to look at the pay off in short run?
Why is everyone so impatient towards the outcome in long run?
Why human just cant wait to see the sun after the rain?

If that shit gonna happens to me. I might not only spray the Car

Im also gonna burn it

And Burn you alive

Dont mess with a Bitchy Pussy like me. You wont get to enjoy the rest of your life either.

MUAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. EVIL* ONE

Jojo

P/s: For now, I still love my Boyfriend Tyee. =) Dont even try to dig your own grave! MUAHAHA

MY BF TYEE

I'm horrible.!

Because i don't pose and behave like a woman at all! I just cant bring myself to do something which i wouldn't do usually! I dunno why my boyfriend accept me as a girlfriend when i have tonnes of stuffs to change! From the amount of vulgarities that comes out from my evil mouth to uncountable dirty talks. I know i can never behave like some high society people who have etiquette in whatever they do. I'm who i'm. I love myself to be fun loving and direct. I don't hide my feelings and i will show black face or ill attitude if you ever push me further. My boyfriend finds me a little petty sometimes.I don't deny. I just dislike people who yell at me as though I'm deaf. I dislike proud people who thinks that they own the world. I dislike people who behave like a loser. I dislike people who try very hard to compete with me. I dislike people who correct my way of lead life. Coz i have my own sets of thinking. At the end of the day, the same shit will still be decided by me. Your few cents worth of opinions or craps might be forgotten as fast as the time it got into my brain. To be exact, I'm stubborn! Extremely hot-headed! To cut things short, my boyfriend gonna get some hell from me someday. HAHAHA! Okay, i'm sorry if i have been KPKB too much when you yelled at me to clear the plates coz you were too kan jiong over your school's security guard coming over to take down your carplate number this morning! I know you didn't mean it. Plus, you did apologized shortly after. So i decided not to torture you with my ice queen temper. HAHA. I hope you didn't shit your pants! LOL!

However, Darling! like what i always say, you will always be the best boyfriend in this whole wide world! I love those laughing moments and shit stuffs that we did together. Everyday just seem to be a fruitful one whenever you are around!. I'm so looking forward to see you and please GO EXERCISE WITH ME CAN?  We can do some Wrestling! You can be Undertaker and i can be Rob Van Dam! I so wanna five star frog splash you! HAHAHA. Okay. im about to end this. But before that, I just gonna say I love my boyfriend very much =)

Jojo

P/s:  If a man gives you hell everyday, please do not hesitate to leave him. If that man makes you yearn for more, then think otherwise.=) 

Sex, Club, Kid?

Ever wonder what is it like if you're to shoot your life into a movie?

Those typical ones are those who
talk about their sex experiences
talk about their cheating boyfriends
talk about being family restriction
talk about divorces
talk about being rich
talk about how handsome/pretty they are
talk about plastic surgery
talk about how they hook girls/guys in club

I dislike the idea of clubbing. Because it resemble quick fuck in my dictionary. It may be a good socialise tools for the singles, but not for the couple UNLESS they dont mind and love the idea of it. Oh well!?

I know i'm a little mountain turtle at times but hell no! I'm conservative in mind.

In club, you get to see many funny people!

I ever saw a man kissing a fat woman at the club. Drunk state or wad? Who knows?

Too sexy that it blows your mind away!?

It is no longer cool when you gotten shit like below

Nobody gonna pity you!

Because you are simply a retard!

The ignorant ones that is!

Whats so good about a condom?

Besides preventing AIDS, It can also defer your father's day!

TOO BAD. GO RAISE YOUR KIDS AND WORK HARD DUDE!

OR! You can just fuck and ran away. Who cares?

POR POR POR GEH! LOL

Im not being narrow minded. But i felt that everyone should be responsible for their own safety. Think wisely.

Jojo

P/s: I love bf tyeeeeeeee

Spoilt brat!? go to hell yeah.

Have you ever encounter any spoilt brat before?
Sometimes, they behave like a total fucktard who look down on poor people just because they are rich and could afford almost everything that comes with a price?

Who doesnt hate them? We are not jealous over your money! Dont even try to take jealousy as your defence. Coz everyone know you suck big time!

You have many maids at home! We dont care! We are not interested to listen to all your brats! And frankly, I think you are eligible to park your car at the handicap lots . Your behaviour is many many many (Take note on how many she has scored for herself) times worst than a physical and mentally challenged person!

Short cut makes you ugly. dun believe!? Look at the man above!

Lazy people can never blend in like a normal person like us! Reference below

Proven! And you are being pawn real bad at the back babe!

Too reliance on people makes you stupid. Do you know how we could tell?

You just happens to be the most outstanding one! Bravo!

When your mum start to speak up for you, We go

If we felt that there is a need to, We might do it.

Dont look upon your god. He is not gonna help you too!

Cut it out! You're hopeless!

We surf facebook. While you?

Take that! SUCKER!

Jojo

P/s: Spoilt brats = All the pictures above. Sad!
P/s/s: I love my Boyfriend Tyee very much. muahaha.